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View ArticleI Have Eyeballs
Hey, fuckers. I know I wear Sun glasses in all my vlogs and webchats, but guess what? I have eyeballs! Crayyyyyyzzzzy eyeballs! Here's a vlog to prove it. AND, it's the best kind of vlog; only 4...
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My Beard, Bitches!
Hey, fuckers. For those of you who don't know, ShimmerBootyCream is hosting a "No Shave November" contest....
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It's Time To Say Goodbye
Typically when things get difficult I man up and stay the course. Not this time though. Not today. Today I have succumbed to an overwhelming discomfort, and...
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Xangans I Hate
I hate EVERY xangan. There. Now, on to a more pressing issue. I posted this picture yesterday and described my encounter with this creepy little fucker. However, I decided to delete the post because...
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Xanga Swimsuit Calendar!!!!!
Howdy, fuckers. So I was reading a @Megabyyte post titled "Hot Girls of Xanga", and...
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Xanga Swimsuit Calendar Entry Time!
Hello, Fuckers!. After a week or so of laziness I have decided to get things going on the Xanga Swimsuit Calendar. I would like to have it up and ready for 2013,...
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Oh, Stupid Girl
Oh, stupid girlyou're not very brightbut your body unclothedis a wonderful sight There is no evidence you can read or writebut you're quite the professorwhen we turn out the light You ask stupid...
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I'm Pulling The Plug!
Hey, fuckers. Well, this is a tragedy. Due to lack of participation, i'm pulling the plug on the Xanga Swimsuit Calendar. Yes, the sky over Xanga...
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BREAKING NEWS!! Fuzzy Tiger!! Yeah Yeah Yeahhhhh!
I realized today, as we all inevitably do at some point in our lives, that I did not own a pair of giant slippers shaped like the head of a tiger. I...
View ArticleMaking Love To A Shark
Hey fuckers. I haven't been posting lately because A) My site was hacked, and B) Some asshole with a shit ton of accounts has been attacking my site with ex ratings. Consequently, I have been on and...
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An Absurdly Large Anus, And A Yellow Horse
Hey, fuckers. Still really frustrated with Xanga at the moment. However, I feel like I should post something so this blog doesn't die off completely. Since I don't really feel like writing anything,...
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You Can Blow Me!
........................................................................ ....................................................................... Hey, Hurricane SandyYou big breezy bitchwhen you come,...
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i'm a whore
Nothing new to post,so I will just post this because im a shameless man whore. It's true.
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My Beard, Bitches!
Hey, fuckers. For those of you who don't know, ShimmerBootyCream is hosting a "No Shave November" contest....
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The Persuasive Unicorn Pimp
Hey, fuckers. I pulled over to shoot a video of this super bad ass rainbow, and a unicorn pimp flew out of it and tried to get me to join his hooker squad! It's quite fascinating to watch! He was VERY...
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It's Time To Say Goodbye
Typically when things get difficult I man up and stay the course. Not this time though. Not today. Today I have succumbed to an overwhelming discomfort, and...
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Great News Regarding The Future Of Xanga!!
Hey, fuckers. I haven't posted or been around in a while, so you can imagine how surprised I was to log in and see that my feed was flooded with new post...
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