Oh, stupid girl
you're not very bright
but your body unclothed
is a wonderful sight
There is no evidence
you can read or write
but you're quite the professor
when we turn out the light
You ask stupid questions
so innocently
For the 1 millionth time
YES, BEARS CAN SEE!!!!
NO, they don't use "gators"
to make Gatorade!
I like you, but I will not
catch a grenade
And where did you get that???
put that thing down
who has a grenade
just laying around?
I don't want to color
all afternoon
And I've got shit to do
I can't watch cartoons!
Stop drinking lotion!
You'll make yourself sick
No it will not soften your soul
you dumb dick!
Get out of the oven!
you're burning your blouse!
Stop chewing on wires!
What are you, a mouse???
Now Please tell me why
there is sand in your pockets
NO! we don't put knives
in electrical sockets!
My friends will be over
so try to be cool
Just pick up your toys
and wipe up your drool
How in the fuck
did you graduate school?
God damn it!!!! the cat
doesn't go in the pool!!!!
Oh, stupid girl
You've sure got it made
But what will you do
when your looks start to fade?
Oh who really cares
Lets get this shit started
come turn out the lights
and fuck me retarded